"Super friendly staff even when girlfriend requested like...fifty different pairs of skates"
"Ask the waiter for the "Don't Dream It's Over" special!"
"Best seat in the house easily."
"You don't have to go home but you CAN stay here"
"Play with Alan or Allen! Don't play with Keith! Also order Rob Roys to seem more manly."
"SEE STAR WARS. DARTH VADER IS COOL BUT KINDA A BAD GUYS HE GROWS ON YOU"