"Ask for a shake, fukin machine never works"
"If you need to use the toilet, always make sure theres TP beforehand."
"Dont go to the one inside arrowhead, unhelpful biznatches!"
"Dj - fri and satBeer pong - tuesKaraoke - weds, thurs, sun"
"Buy 2 1/3rd and get 1 7/8 free!"