"That Doug is one tall drink of water."
"I prefer the Random Lighthouse in Indiana"
"Only left turns are allowed when leaving WHB."
"If your idea of cajun is a Chinese woman managing non-English speaking adolescents, this place is for you. Avoid the gumbo or you'll find yourself squatting over a rattlesnake in Sheffield, Texas."
"Food wasn't hot and seemed to be aged. Staffed by lay people who were annoying and deceiving."