"Slowest starbucks I have EVER been to."
"Tranqualizers and Warp core Breaches on tap."
"Try the White Gumi Bear on the underground menu...it fng rocks."
"For the quality and volume of food you get for the price, this is hands down the best Thai food in town...try the Pad Se ewe or thom yum goomg"
"The snack machine gives away free cheetos."
"Try the leprichorn, it smells delicious and is full of layered challenges."