"I sang "My Ship". It didn't go down well because the locals are Trolls"
"Great lounge except it's not airside."
"The music here is fantastic, mainly because I make it."
"The Prosecco is cold & bubbly"
"I tried her cooking. It tasted like she had a dose when she cooked. #trampsspew"
"Don't stay in Room 345. It's very very noisy."