"Haircuts are clean and well done. Just expect a 3.5 hour wait on walk-in days."
"Don't get their chicken burgers. Their sweet potato fries are good though."
"Free google fiber wifi!"
"Show your AAA card or AARP to receive 5% off UPS shipping. Just remind the UPS employee."
"Did you know you can substitute ingredients in beverages? Try Apple 'N Greens with fresh oj instead of strawberry juice."
"Don't get their glass water. Nastiest tap water ever."