"Got the lamb shoulder. Too much vinegar in everything. In the coleslaw and in the mint sauce. Vinegar vinegar vinegar. *squirm*"
"I think they have a problem with hygiene. Asked for ice, and the ice was dirty. Changed it, and it was dirty AGAIN. -.-" cups were dirty too."
"Servers have a hard time understanding English. Be sure to be clear with your orders."
"Found a dead bug in my dessert - chocolate berry. Eck."
"Poached eggs are DISGUSTING! Way overcooked, not drained properly and tastes too much of vinegar. Sigh!"
"Check the cups before drinking."