"On a scale from 1-10 with 1 being the speed of a dead sloth and 10 being a race car. I would rank them a 2. It took 20 min to get a coffee and a beagle."
"Any time after 9 in the summer is a good time for skinny dipping! ;)"
"Do work! And no food or drinks, this is not a lounge."
"Always enter the pool feet first and wear a speedo whenever possible. If you don't you are a losser and don't deserve to be in the same pool as the Umaine swim team!"