"The garlic sauce on the beef n reef is absolutely phenomenal. Nothing like it after coming back from the snow fields!"
"Every night out should begin in this very fine institution."
"Great late night kebab place. Highly recommended."
"The biggest fag lives here..."
"Can't go wrong with the fondue for two. Just have some water handy, it gets pretty rich."
"Nothing special. Just your average fish and chip shop. Used to be better when it was Debba's fish and chips."