"This is where the magic happens."
"Earthquakes happen here so watch out"
"The roof leaks so be careful where you set your valuables!"
"If Dr. Kropp is having a nutrition lab don't bother him... He will yell at you and chase you out of his classroom."
"If you have some early morning studying don't bother coming here unless it's finals week. The doors don't open until 7:30 am."