"I ordered a beer and asked for a glass of water. The waitress just told me 'we don't serve water.' Enough said."
"The Cilantro chicken mid-wings are to die for!!!!"
"Staff are stuck up wankers. Avoid at all costs."
"Must try the foie gras sushi. Incredible."
"Don't stay here on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday evening. The thumping bass from the bar two shophouses down is relentless from 5 till 12pm."