"I was told this is the Church that themed in Pursuit of Happiness starring Will Smith. I went to the Sunday at 11 service. It was pumping. Plenty of seats upstairs."
"Don't drink butterbeer then enter the triwizard tournament dragon challenge... Ever!"
"Try the Hazelnut Hot Chocolate. It's really good."
"Probably the best place on Earth!"
"Get the T-Shirt. Wear it Tuesdays!"
"Aussies, remember to swim on the right side of the lane in Canada!"