"Get dessert. Seriously. They brought me this because of my birthday. OMG."
"Prices went up. $3 for most plates. 2-5 now."
"It sounds like Paul is no longer here, but this place is taking care of me."
"I am only one who lives here now."
"The other person who lives here is awesome. I love them so much I let them take mayor back."
"Remember, free hate and bigotry with every meal!"