"The front desk manager looks like Mr.Bean"
"Don't get the garlic cheese chips! Salty fat bleuch!"
"Guinness is great here :) Heineken not so much."
"Fajitas are really and quite a large portion. :) Roma pizza is probably my favorite one"
"Brownie in the milkshake tastes like playdough"
"Rather unfriendly cashier at the 'happy days' ice cream place :/"