Robert Williams

"Tell them that you want "no beverage", but get water for yourself anyway. Even though water is free this seems to bother them for some reason."

"Any members here under 50?"

"Try the Salmon Salad."

"Food quality was higher here before they started "all you can eat"."

"Contribute to renovate the historic Holtkamp Organ."

"I always get out of my car to pay. It's the less lazy looking and more manly thing to do."