"The music on the radio in here SUCKS! The only good fountain drink here is root beer. Sandwiches here are good though!"
"Avoid drive thru at night or you'll get mugged by bums!"
"If it's not made till you order it then obviously it's going to take longer so don't go through drive through and complain you had to wait. Common sense people."
"ZOMG you mean to tell me MW workers mess simple orders up!?! What a shock! *rolls eyes*"
"Ask for Tina N as your server she's excellent!"