"There is a smelly monkey that lives there and eats muffins all day."
"Terrible service and the girl at the counter didn't know how to ring up my purchase. Wish I hadn't come here."
"If you want a drink don't come here. The service is rude and ignores you."
"Get the Moose Drool brown ale. Great with blue cheese dressing. Fire-n-hole wings ain't shit though."
"Two hot girls at front desk. Good beds but slow Internet. Buy your breakfast anywhere else. The free one here is horrible."