"Elevators are slow every visit."
"Monday nights all you can eat catfish, hush puppies, fries with either slaw and white beans or salad bar. $7.99. The food is wonderful! So is the view of the lake."
"Be prepared to wait! Usually 30 minutes plus."
"Don't steal a stein, purchase one for $10 instead. Deposit for a stein beer drinking will be in our close future."
"Golf balls for sale .50 each we got your Pro-V's $1.50 each."