"Don't get the Italian Job burger. It's vile, and the bread is so wet it might as well have been under the tap."
"Cute place that's hidden away - you'd miss it if you didn't know it was here."
"Best pie I've had in ages, very friendly staff and great produce. Recommended!"
"Get a fast tag from the merseytravel website, it's free and it saves you money every journey, a no brainer!"
"Plenty of sofas in here for weary male shopping companions. And they have cd players with headphones! Bonus!"
"£6 for a large glass of wine! Are you that thirsty?!"