"Golden Krust in Harlem serving up some raw ass chicken"
"Ali! Tuna was good yo. And you weren't joking bout the heat with those serrano peppers. Next time - cheese! To counter the heat"
"Great burgers! Great beverage selection- friendly staff- friendliest in any post- gentrified hood"
"They don't have 25 flavors of cream cheese when i go"
"There's a bunch of scaggly lookin cats that hang out here. Just saw a profound camel toe on a hood rat"
"She's got quite the big booty on her"