"Pie was ace... Shoulda gone for a roast though, they look badass."
"Tinned rice pud in a cocktail glass. £5. Fuck off."
"This place is dirrrrty. The loos are disgusting too. Still, they do a nuclear Long Island Ice Tea that does the trick! Met MissNonsense here too so it will always have a special significance for me."
"Awesome Cop Shish. Sandwiches are great value!"
"Buzz the Nonsense buzzer, and head down the stairs to the basement of dreams!"
"Launchpad rocks, for both kids and big kids. Also check out Lates, last Wednesday of each month... Science and booze!"