"Play some Goyte with the top down on way back from haircut. That's not gay, right?"
"Don't trip over the extension cord!"
"Neutral drops are even more fun with the top down"
"Wash your car before the weed whacking begins...dust rules!"
"Week days are less crowded and the cocktails flow freely!"
"Put a lil' salt in your Busch...tastes just like PBR"