"Good luck finding parking. Lazy mall employees take all the close spots and sit there all day."
"In case of Zombie Apocalypse, good place to set up communal defense. Full of supplies and with only two weak points on entrance/exit"
"In case of zombies, barricade stairwell."
"Amazing service. Found a part for me that no one else wanted to touch!"
"Do NOT park your car behind Finish Line unless you do not value your windows or the contents of your vehicle."
"Doors are loud. Pleas do not slam them at 11 at night and 6 in the morning."