"The doorbell doesn't work. Call me when you pull up, and the butler will be waiting to receive you in the foyer. That's French for something..."
"If you're waiting for your car, bring a book or something."
"Don't call Jose a wetback. He's carrying."
"Arc Trainer burns more calories than the elliptical. I don't know why...just does."
"I'm not ignoring you, the doorbell doesn't work."