"Order the pork chop cooked medium... Best meal of my life."
"Bring bug spray or you WILL get eaten alive."
"The accommodations are wonderful but the food is dreadful."
"The fries at this particular location have more win than Charlie Sheen. Awesome!"
"Study hard. Use the library. Join student/study groups and check around your department for free tutoring."
"If you come for an inspection, be sure to pay with check or cash at the outdoor station. Otherwise, you have to go inside and wait in line to pay by credit or debit."