"You learn something new everyday. Unless you go to TSTC ;)"
"A college education doesn't make you any smarter, it just gives you a bigger vocabulary to express your inadequacies."
""That's off the hook!" - shitty fisherman."
"I think they ask you to pull to the outside lane just to fuck with you.."
"My penis was in the guinness world records until the librarian kicked me out.."