"Wandered around Glendale looking for an apartment and somehow I wound up here. Great library!"
"I usually get the Irish Skillet and some fresh-squeezed juice. Always delicious!"
"Half price pizza on Mondays! Fantastic deal!"
"They have these awesome little cookies with frosting and sprinkles that I absolutely love. Not a huge variety but what's available is delicious."
"Order the Bloomin' Onions at the lodge with your burger and ask for Steve."
"Protip: If you see a cool looking dried up riverbed, take a picture in it."