"No charge when you find an 8 inch hair in your food."
"No game pieces provided with chicken wrap and quarter pounders. Check your order."
"30 minutes to make pancakes!! Check your receipt if you pay by credit card. Our waitress used our card to pay someone else's tab. Since their bill was $30 less, can you say "BONUS!!!!!""
"Wish they had a barista who knew how to make cappuccino."
"Slow service and the screwed up the order."
"Best time to find zombies is at dusk."