"FYI: there are public rest rooms at the State boat launch."
"If you love books, come with a budget. :-)"
"If you get a large drink, ask for an extra-long straw. They keep them under the counter."
"If you order a combo but don't specify the coffee you want, you get just the sandwich. If you ask for the coffee after, you get it with extra attitude."
"Janet's still here, and she actually remembered us 5 months later. Still awesome!!!"
"It would have been nice I the waiter bothered to ask us if we were interested in dessert... WTF?"