"I love coming here on my motorcycle on the weekends. Just remember to not have a need to get out fast. The food is good but the service is slower than death. Waiting 20 min. for the check!!!"
"Don't sit on the couch...it's very comfortable and you may end up falling asleep and snore very loudly, which can be very embarrassing. Just ask the fat dude in the photo."
"Bring a pillow for your backside of you're gonna sit in the bleachers."
"Take advantage of the sample cups any try out all the different flavors!"
"Athenian Chicken Wrap kicks ass!"
"I've been coming to this diner for years, never seen any retired porn stars and the service has always been reasonable."