"This place will be out of business within a year. They don't pay out, so the place is always dead. Only cool thing here are the free movies they give out about monthly. RIP Hollywood."
"The food actually isn't bad, and it's far cheaper than buying food in the diners and all here."
"All visitors are required to provide their own OSHA approved gas masks."
"Show up uninvited and you get to meet Mr. 45."
"Way too expensive, and they keep raising their prices."
"The food is amazing. Try the Long Horn or the Twin Peaks. Awesome."