"Don't eat apples while watching always sunny in Philadelphia... you will choke from laughing."
"Watch out for the old ladies leaving their aerobics classes. They are feeling feisty and might back right into you in the parking lot."
"Drive by with your Windows down and smell the qt doughnuts baking."
"In cooler weather make sure to remove your scarf before using the powerful, free vacuums. Otherwise people will look at you strangely when they look up and see you wrestling with a vacuum hose."
"Most amazing massage chairs and a very soothing atmosphere."