"They won't tell you what happened to all the tasty animals"
"The fish people are back and they are happy about hot dogs but sad about fish sandwiches. They mourn their dead cousins."
"Do not inhale while laughing and eating a chili dog"
"The fish people give this place two find up"
"Try a Flying Dutchman if you are on a no carb diet, just be sure to order a few toppings for sides."
"Watch out for guys here that like to release their inner-douches. Please keep this tip alive for when my daughter gets to be 21."