"This Bill Millers has probably the worst drive-thru intercom ever. Make sure you look at the screen because everything you ordered is probably wrong."
"El Jarro is like the Wayne Brady of Mexican food in San Antonio. I don't know why white people love this place so much."
"Buffalo chicken sliders are top notch!"
"Best attorney in San Antonio."
"Best jerky in all of Texas. Period."
"Make sure you ask what the wait times are before you purchase the three race package on a Saturday afternoon. We waited for literally six hours!"