"There's no reason to come here..."
"Bring exact change cause these nimrods unless you have $2. They expect the customer to have change. Nevermind half the staff is twidling their thumbs eating flaming hot cheetos."
"Had the argentine steak sandwich very tasty with a layer of guacamole and garlicy chimichurri"
"The only reason why I go here is to bullshit with the bartender "Moe." He's great"
"Ginormous sandwiches and the veggies they pile on are always cool and crisp"
"Bowl with brown rice, black beans, Carnitas, guaca, lettuce, lime cilantro dressing, corn tortilla strips for crunch **drool**"