"Cheapest haircut I know and Joe does a good job."
"Food is solid and cheap, the drinks are cold and reasonable, and the crowd is fairly decent. What more could you ask?"
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my"
"Carnitas handmade taco. You might want to go alone, because you might not anyone to look at you while you are eating it. Yes, it's that good."
"The Ropa vieja was delicious! So were the moros y cristianos"
"I like what they've done with the space."