"Fantastic breakfasts, loads for your money!"
"Great Sunday Roast! Can recommend the pork chilli ribs as a starter."
"Firecracker chicken is awesome!"
"If you see this man, run!!!!!"
"Out for Chrimbo Pints?? Try the Frosty Bells, an extremely tasty ale!"
"Deuchars on fraught - awesome - have a pint, you know you want to...."