"Request Mattie, she does a great job!"
"Kara is new there and an awesome stylist, if you don't have someone, check her out. You'll get exactly what you ask for!"
"Annoyed, the music is so loud you can't have a conversation without yelling."
"They couldn't wash my car with the bike rack on. The guy working was on his hands and knees dripping in sweat to take it off and put it back on for me. He was pretty good looking too ;)"
"One margarita will get you drunk. I know bc I am. Woof."
"Always something to eat up in dis bitch."