"I hate being a dirty old man, but the young ladies working there were as hot as the coffee, maybe a little hotter because the coffee wasn't smoking."
"I like the shrimp sandwich. Everything is good, but if you like shrimp and aren't on a mission to have BBQ, get the shrimp sandwich."
"Can't beat free pie Wednesday."
"Best burgers and fries. I tried the chicken burger last time I was there, and it was just as good as the beef!"