"The chili is freaking awesome, as is the bacon vodka bloody mary."
"Fantastic establishment. Reasonable prices and cupcakes from another local business. Keep it local at Katie's Cup."
"Bacon Sundays! Bacon vodka! Woooohoooo!"
"Big tapas menu. The mussels and crawfish rangoon are awesome!"
"How'd I lose the mayorship of a place that's closed? WTH?"
"The door sticks; push it open so you don't look like a jackass like I did."