"OMG THE HOTEL IS HAUNTED. I was on the second floor one night back in the end August and a ghost walked right past me right in front of me past both of the beds in the room 3 times."
"Bed made me itch, dirty blankets dirty sheets dirty towels. Hookers in the parking lot"
"I find the hottest guys here"
"Totally sucks compared to its former glory"
"The answer to where the party at"