"Fine central air on a humid summer night. The Bedazzler approves."
"Don't forget to nip your waitress (otherwise she's liable to shed in your food)."
"Try the homemade sangria and the slow-cooked meat of the moment. Yum."
"The occasional hair ball, but still Bedazzling."
"Good place to pick up your mis-delivered mail."
"Huge chunks of barely dressed meat in their lobster roll definitely beats many others in town."