"There is a lot of love around here, if you are lucky enough to visit!"
"Come inside! The bar is open 24 hours, 7 days a week!"
"Great place to lay your head if you are a hot straight guy, want a cold beverage or looking to catch an episode of the real housewives."
"No appointment needed! Always someone available. Also $20 for a haircut without an appt vs. $30 with an appt! (Haircuts are just ok)"