"If you need a beer at the Cleveland airport at 6:30am, then you have a problem, buddy. Get help. Seriously..."
"Get anything. Seriously. You won't be disappointed."
"Everyone here has such a stern look on their face. No smiles for miles."
"Don't come here if you're in a hurry. Food takes For. Ever."
"Sit at the bar that lines the kitchen. Usually no wait, even during the busiest times, and you get to watch all of the action!"
"Bring MORE than what you need for your 6 points of ID. That way when they reject something, you have more things to fall back on."