"Bring your own wine glasses"
"I known where the cache is. :-)"
"Check out the new hens. B Aurther is a bitch! :-)"
"Order delivery for expensive pizza and avoid dining in. Horrid service and management."
"Be side to stop in for a scrumptious Frisco Buffer at Hardees! Yum!"
"Try to find the geocache while visiting :-)"