"The wine sucks, but the food is to die for."
"Bring your earplugs. Between the constant street noise and the chirping street lights for the hearing impaired, I didn't sleep a wink."
"The pool boy is a hottie!"
"They no longer accept American Express."
"Food like grandma cooks, homey atmosphere, the best place for lunch."
"Don't be afraid to ask for something you don't see. This place wrote the book on customer service."