"I live dangerously too close to Dandelion and frequent it enough to warrant a trip to AA. Tell Tom what you like, and he'll never steer you wrong if you feel like going out of your comfort zone."
"Nasty bathroom stalls. The toilet paper was damp."
"Its happy hour advertises drafts at $3.50, but there isn't any draft beer. WTF?"
"Ten percent off if you pre-pay in cash."
"Best free entertainment during the Public Safety Committee meetings."