"Huevos Rancheros is what's up! My fav!"
"DISGUSTING! Not worth the wait... ick, never coming back! Go elsewhere.... I don't understand why people say this place is so great? They must not eat good food...."
"Clamp chowder! Make sure you go earlier the closer to closing the less clams you get?? Not cool! But it's so good when it's right!"
"Buy a frozen pizza instead! They have ZERO clue when it comes to pizza! Trust me I'm a new yorker!"
"Turn around and go somewhere else!!"