Ryan Lanyon

"There is a dearth of men's washrooms. Don't be fooled by the 'Restrooms' signs in department stores that have male and female pictograms. It's women and family washrooms only."

"Guests should sign in at the 6th floor reception."

"The dog is vicious!"

"The anything-but-energized security staff will be sure to slow you down and induce panic over missing a connection."

"The free wifi is painfully slow."

"Over 30 gluten-free menu items!"