"Even If you use the Do Not Disturb sign, be warned, they will disturb..."
"Rude baristas and annoying clientele. It's best you take your coffee business elsewhere."
"The scallops are great here...and always get the Mac N Cheese"
"For an airport restaurant, GREAT service!"
"If you want a plain burger, you have to ask for plain AND dry. Learned that the hard way!"
"WARNING: The machines don't give change!"